I SAID FLOSS YOUR FUCKING TEETH!

FINISH HIM!.... Lui Kang wins....FLOSSLESS victory

The problem with Chinese choking is, a half hour later you feel like you need to be choked again.

"OKAY! OKAY! THAT *DOES* LOOK LIKE A SHIRT A MAGICIAN WOULD WEAR!"

Dr. Ho's dental floss - you'll never need a toothpick again!

wear your Rivestrong bracerets whever you go!

Asian History X

Mental floss.

God dammit! This is not what I expected when you said you were going to poke me with your rod! This is lame...

In Japan, every T.V. show requires at least one cute Japanese girl for every two guys doing something borderline gay.

"Now you're going to feel a little discomfort..."

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING BOX !

Extreme Dentistry

After the first martial arts lesson, David decided guns kick ass

"You're right honey, chiropracters aren't real doctors."