I fucking hate bill collecters.

5 more ducks should get this baby off the ground!

Mexico City's wealthiest man.

I see you laughing but do you have a better way to transport ducks?

Thailand's version of the KFC family bucket

Julio crosses himself, thanking the patron saint of "don't put all your eggs in one basket".

on the way to Aflac commercial tryouts

Bill Gates ensures his status as the wealthiest man in Obama's America.

I saved a whole bag full of ducks by switching to Geico!

Deathcab for Goosie!

The hero drove into town, his vanquished foes on display. The villagers knew that now, after years of terror, they were finally safe at night.

Whatever it takes to use the car pool lane!

What do you mean I have bird flu? How the fuck did I get that?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Step one:collect ducks Step two: Step three: Profit