Craptions Classics November 17, 2008

"I'll be damned if my son turns out gay."

Stretch

Other Craptions

Make your own Summer Blockbuster in three easy steps! (Quick witted black guy sold seperatly)

C.J. Tuor

China's "America Town" is more degrading than our "China Town"

Gann

"Squeeze breasts, not triggers" - 2008 World Peace Summit.

kiddo

Or you can buy them together and play "DateRape"

microhendy

Nobody should ever have to make this decision.

phreesh

Hooters and Shooters.

Thomas Calnan

Little Timmy loved violence and sex, but he only had enough allowance to get one.

Ledouche

The Sex Pistols.

Nick Coffin

Hey, check it out - gun racks.

Indigo_Dingo

"Anyway, I took out the wrong one, and nipple-whipped the guy right in the face!"

meat

Toys R' Fucking Awesome

Tranorix

$9.45 for boobs? Please! I paid $3,000.00 for mine!

VP_TheGirl

Dont ya hate how they always put those impulse buys right by the register?

tthom979

Tit me with your best shot!

hurrakane212
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