"I'll be damned if my son turns out gay."

Make your own Summer Blockbuster in three easy steps! (Quick witted black guy sold seperatly)

China's "America Town" is more degrading than our "China Town"

"Squeeze breasts, not triggers" - 2008 World Peace Summit.

Or you can buy them together and play "DateRape"

Nobody should ever have to make this decision.

Hooters and Shooters.

Little Timmy loved violence and sex, but he only had enough allowance to get one.

The Sex Pistols.

Hey, check it out - gun racks.

"Anyway, I took out the wrong one, and nipple-whipped the guy right in the face!"

Toys R' Fucking Awesome

$9.45 for boobs? Please! I paid $3,000.00 for mine!

Dont ya hate how they always put those impulse buys right by the register?

Tit me with your best shot!