"Hi, my name is Peter Parker, and I'll be your waiter today."

Well, that's what happens when you don't make reservations!

"I have the winning hand," he thought, "but how do I lay my cards out on the table?" It was a chin-scratcher.

Hey, the Union says we get a lunch break...we get a fucking lunch break!

Salvador Dali and MC Escher discuss their works over lunch.

PETA should just stick with naked chicks. Their newest protest is just way too freaking confusing.

Distracted by his full house, Chuck didn't notice Bob falling to his death.

Hmmm.. I'll have the GET ME THE FUCK DOWN FROM HERE!

haha! a pair of kings! you were a worthy opponent but its time for your wire to be cut!

And when God cameth back from his day of rest, He knew not what the fucketh was going on.

"OK, do you want the non-smoking table or the gravity-defying section?"

Art is subjective... no wait, retarded.

You can do some crazy shit in GTA 5.

Cross "people playing poker sideways on a building" from my list of things to see before I die.

Hopefully, they didnt order the soup.