The Neverending Story finally ends.

Nobody shoplifted from Battlefield. NOBODY.

Your move, mall security.

"Fucking asshole, using more than one parking spot."

This city has a real Smaug problem...

"Honey, do you think it's wise to honk at it?" "God damn it, don't tell me how to drive" "I'm just saying maybe we should turn around ..." "Screw that. I'm not letting some stupid animal make me late"

Jurassic Parking

L Ron Hubbard's much unawaited sequel "Battlefield Mall".

Show me the way to go home... I'm tired and iguana go to bed...

Somehow John Travolta is going to ruin this, too.

I'd hate to have to use the service entrance...

Garmin: "At the next giant green sedated lizard, turn right."

The end of the Watchmen movie was pretty disappointing

The Cloverfield monster, reduced to doing mall openings.

Well, there's your problem