The Neverending Story finally ends.
DanManXNobody shoplifted from Battlefield. NOBODY.
jsrduckYour move, mall security.
donuteyes"Fucking asshole, using more than one parking spot."
Bell110This city has a real Smaug problem...
Thomas Calnan"Honey, do you think it's wise to honk at it?" "God damn it, don't tell me how to drive" "I'm just saying maybe we should turn around ..." "Screw that. I'm not letting some stupid animal make me late"
bcandersJurassic Parking
spooL Ron Hubbard's much unawaited sequel "Battlefield Mall".
kiddoShow me the way to go home... I'm tired and iguana go to bed...
GaseousClaySomehow John Travolta is going to ruin this, too.
CavalierXI'd hate to have to use the service entrance...
ZaphodGarmin: "At the next giant green sedated lizard, turn right."
GordieThe end of the Watchmen movie was pretty disappointing
GillespieThe Cloverfield monster, reduced to doing mall openings.
CavalierXWell, there's your problem
bcanders