"I'll balance the barber pole, Steve will look at my balls, Chuck will spot me, and Gary... I don't know, your fat ass can just stand there and flash gang signs for all I care."

The japanese misunderstand the concept of the limbo stick.

Man, this was so much easier when the border fence was only 8 feet high.

"Oh no, Carlos!! The illustrator is trying to erase us!! DUCK!!"

Cirque de SoLame.

Gee, Chloe, I could TELL you how i lost my virginity, but I'd rather SHOW you...THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE!

the green giant requires a team of proctologists

"Enough is enough," God said. "I'm erasing Mexico."

Korean Voltron didn't live up to the original

His parents wanted him to become a lawyer, but Benjy knew he had to follow his dream.

Ok, good, now hold still, the Spice channel is finally coming in clearly.

In other religions it's harder to talk to God, but you get quicker results.

In soviet Russia straw sucks you! Sorry I couldn't resist

Without television, North Koreans must meet secretly to re-enact episodes of Seinfeld.

Uhh... No, We Can't!