Bah da da da duhhhhhh.... I'm rubbin' it!

Hey kids! Watch me supersize this!

The best nuggets are on the bottom of the sack.."WINK"

Is that a Big Mac in your pocket, or are you just a pedophile?

You don't want to know how they make the "special sauce."

The Burger King is still creepier.

You win, PETA. I will be a vegetarian. Forever.

I'm definitely NOT lovin' it...

McDowell's Hamburgers has their own version of Ronald McDonald: Rondle McFondle

Slipknot tryouts were awful this year

Calling the "Quarter-Pounder" a "Royale with Cheese" isn't the only thing different about McDonald's in France.

Hey, kid.....wanna see my big Mac?

Remember when you weren't terrified of clowns? Me neither.

Yeah ...remember Wendy that little burger sellin bitch....I fucked her.

The worst thing is that the clown is covering up 5 photos of missing children.