So... This is drag racing...

Kinda takes the whole "pride" thing out of being gay, don't it?

"Okay... this is embarassing... one of us is going to have to change!"

God, shave the queens.

"I'm guessing by the way you're covering your asshole with both hands that you're not into me. That's OK, I just really thought we had a lot in common."

Pictured: Gay pride, not pictured: Real pride

"So Bob, how exactly does this help straight people to be more accepting of us?"

You know how I know you're gay?

Does this hat make me look like a man?

Jesus may not support Prop 8, but St. Patrick sure does!

Well shit Gary I didn't think we would tie.

God, I hope nobody's masturbating to this!

Phil says: "I lost a bet that there wouldn't be a black president in my lifetime, but why are you dressed like that?"

Dad?

My wife cries every night. You?