Warning: we have no idea what the fuck this machine does.

Being black while in this area may lead to death by barbershop poles or a giant caterpillar chucking a spear at you.

"Hey, you! stop that! Can't you read the sign?!??!"

Cool!! It's the warning sign to the DeathStar trash compactor!

Well, don't fucking do it.

While you were figuring out this sign I stole your wallet. Have a nice day!

Caution: if you stand between two blocks in a triangle, you may turn into a broken roller skate.

The sign outside the bathroom from "Saw"

Phew! That was a close one. Thank God we both read the sign, didnt we Larry?........ Larry? LARRY!? Nooooo!!

WARNING: YOU'RE NOT CLAUSTROPHOBIC. THE WALLS ARE ACTUALLY CLOSING IN.

An illustration of the superiority of the WRITTEN WORD.

warning picnic tables may attack if provoked

"Wow! Fred died in the most bizarre and unlikely way possible!" "You said it.... We should get a warning sign made just in case!"

Warning: This sign has sharp edges!

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.