Craptions Classics November 06, 2008

Hank never wore earmuffs when he worked, as no bomb blast could be as loud as his shirt.

CavalierX

Other Craptions

Move it! This bomb is about to be... FABULOUS!

TheyCallMeTim

They always sent Marty in first, but so far no luck.

jsrduck

Even the bomb squad has casual Fridays.

TheSnacker

I bet you didnt know that the fashion police had a bomb squad

MasterBates

Americas Extreme Takeover

hoochiscrazy

The shirt was successfully defused.

ShawnStu

HI, I'M TY PENNINGTON AND I CAN RUN FASTER THAN A CAR!!! GOOOOOOOOD MORNING

eggigeggi

Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?

RNbulletsponge

Do I pull the blue flower or the green one?

d73

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNI....... Shut the fuck up asshole we're defusing a bomb!

CreepyOldMan

Let's be honest here. In this situation, how useful is a hard hat?

Gambler

The bomb squad is going to deactivate his hideous shirt.

Dragonman

Extremist Home Makeover. Bring in the bombs.

jmble
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