well...........the word on the street is....

This is how the homeless text each other.

The blue light district isn't nearly as dirty or fun as the red light district is.

you know its time to leave town when your city suddenly reverts to the blue screen of death

"their.." "Their" what? "Their" fucking what!?!?

Tim Burton's fake pic of Palin, Obama, McCain, and Rosie walking by the gay transformer in Japan. Thanks eHarmony.

"Dude. I am so wasted. I gotta pee." "NO FRANK! NO!!!!" zzzzzzzzzzrt.

Building by building, street by street, the Blue Man Group moves ever closer to world domination.

Sick of being spit, vomited and pissed on all the damn time, the sidewalk decided to start elaborately insulting its users' mothers.

When the Blue Meanies are after you, just walk casually. Running attracts their attention.

The gates of epileptic hell

I knew America had a China Town but i didnt know China had an America town

The writing says "All your clubs are belong to us"

Even the stock ticker has hit rock bottom

In the neon light, Jeff could clearly see the semen stains that had made his Goodwill shirt such a good bargain.