1948 Hide and Seek Champion

Two months after it was raining men.

DRAINS! DRAAAAAIIIINNSSS!!!

His last thoughts were of the frisbee, silently mocking him.

The key to being a good ninja is patience.

Nicole Ritchie tries to escape rehab. Again.

So THAT'S why we didn't get any Christmas presents last year...

Christ! When is FEMA going to come get those Katrina victims!!!

Gerry's fate was sealed as soon as he realized his fear of heights outweighed his fear of death.

"Hey Bill, nice decoration!" "Decoration?"

All RIGHT! McCain's OLD! We GET it, already!

Remember when your parents bitched about being worried sick that you might be lying dead in a gutter somewhere? Turns out that they were hilariously right.

God damnit! The skeletons go in the closet! The CLOSET!

Amy Winehouse has really gone down the gutter...

Alas, with his dick stuck in the gutter, Craig decided he would rather die than call for help and try to explain it.