Craptions Classics October 30, 2008

Sure, I'll meet you at the train station. How romantic! But... how will I recognize you?

crazyivan

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For the price of a cup of coffee, UNICEF can provide enough trolls to eat all of the starving children in Africa.

Plan B

I'm here about the babysitting job.

megaweege66

My name is Paul, I'm 238 years young, and I'm looking for someone who likes long walks on the beach next to a lake of fire, lancing sinners with a pitchfork, and devouring the flesh of the wicked...by candlelight.

HelperMonkey

Though his intentions were to help civilization survive, the wise wizard would come to regret teleporting in the middle of a PETA rally wearing fur.

jmble

Which shelter should I call: Homeless or animal?

HelperMonkey

Yar, and that be the story of how a man from Wyoming stole me magical asshole

bobboringbaker

SARAH PALIN, ROSIE O DONELL, OBAMA, MCAIN, TIM BURTONS VERSION, POLITICAL SATIRE, FAKE!, DIDNT POST EARLY SO I WONT WIN COMPLAINT, REFERENCE TO LAST CONTEST, JAPAN, THANKS E HARMONY, fucking happy now?

onceabee

Gary Busey out on the town

SUPERNAUT44

The creator of Dungeons and Dragons emerges from his mom's basement once every 50 years...as the legend goes

justin.benson85

It's getting easier to spot the Republicans in the crowd.

flyerzrule

Let's talk about Diabetus.

Ish

I have traveled from the future to warn you.... DO NOT MATE WITH RAMS

scottz3

I guess Pan's Labyrinth leads to a train station.

jessen
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