The gloryholes in the Cracked staffroom just aren't that appealing.

This picture was taken during a full moon. Usually it's a man's head mounted up there.

As a celebrity, Roseanne always had her own, clearly marked, restroom.

Wyoming doesn't exist either

yet another reason NOT to go to Wyoming

It sings gospel songs when you walk by

For some strange reason, PETA didn't feel like protesting about this.

Anus Dentata

Where's the werewolf? All I see is Rosie Odonnell's pussy.

this thing can't be THAT rare... i see shit like that running around all the time!

Sarah Palin's living room wall.

It was killed by a silver suppository.

The jackalope's only natural predator

Whatever it was, it obviously died of shock.

Confuses the hell out of homosexual bears.