Charlottes Web by Tim Burton.

Fuck you, eHarmony, I don't care HOW compatible we are!

Dr Zoidberg's venture into death metal was as awesome as everyone expected it to be.

I'm never going to Red Lobster on acid again

Your move Orkin man.

So Lindsey Lohan, you show your true form!

We're gonna need a bigger shoe...

SWEET MONKEY CHRIST!!! Quick! Shoot the white barrel!!

Why have you summoned me L. Ron Hubbard?

Why Sarah Palin needs a $150K wardrobe

Where the fuck is Will Smith when you really need him?!??!!

Barack Obama wants your vote, but NEEDS your souls.

Spider thing Spider thing Faster then the other spider guy Spins it's web Sucks you dry Eat me out You're gonna cry Look out- here comes the spider thing

This is why I don't let my friends set me up on blind dates anymore.

New York cockroaches are still tougher. Pussy.