Mikeys invisible bike had HUGE handlebars.

A mile down the road, they encountered all the stormtroopers on scooters, and it. was. on!

On second thought, I think I'll eat at burger king...

Six days a week, I'm Ted from IT. But Saturday, I answer only to K'Parg.

Few were surprised to learn that this was the "Virgin Pride Parade."

Today is a good day to dine!

"We will challenge the Federation in the Neutral Zone." "You mean the Applebee's on Main?" "Yes, the Neutral Zone."

"Do you want a cheese burger?" "No, the fat will just Klingon me."

What the fuck? Are the World of Warcraft servers down or something?

The Hell's Angels sure have let themselves go...

Mcdonalds, because who needs sex anyway?

As the klingon parade rolled past McDonalds, the whole crowd agreed that globalisation could go fuck itself.

Hey, at least they're off the couch.

"& i'll have a quarter pounder with cheese" "sorry sir, we're out of cheese" "KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "sir?" "in that case i'll have the mcnuggets"

Who's the bigger loser? the guys marching in the klingon parade or the folks with nothing better to do then watch them?(or me writing a craption about it hoping in vain for some sort of validation to my existence)