How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi im Rob

Suddenly, Larry realised he had a little "global warming" of his own going on inside the bear suit.

Rape commencing in 3...2...1...

the sexual tension between these two is unbearable

Holy shit. Even the werewolves are peaceful in Canada

What would you do for a Klondike bar???

So, what you're saying, is that you're actually a Bi-polar Bear.

Walk around in a bear costume, nothing. Pick up a stupid protest sign, every hot chick in town who thinks she's a journalist starts talking to ya.

Now I just need the "man" and "pig" part...

"..twenty dollars, same as in town."

"Just one more question. Have you ever been shot at or witnessed a shooting by Governor Palin?"

The other side of the sign says "Club moor seels"

"So you were the only one to witness the rickshaw crash into the the distillery?"

"So yeah, just call me whenever you want to grab a drink or hunt for fish or whatever."

Oh, I get it... it's a POLARISING bear.