Craptions Classics October 21, 2008

"Tonight two men dressed as lobsters were brutally murdered in what seems to be a random act of violence. Authorities say the weapon used was quote 'Fucking Awesome'."

brow

Other Craptions

Damn you. I said pawns for the oversized chess game. PAWNS!

Brett-Butler

These are not the lobsters that you seek.

Fosjam

Boba Fett was a lover as well as a fighter. Unfortunately on his way to capturing Han Solo, he caught crabs

crackaiki

Aw...they're not letting him join in any Lobster games...

spiderjerusalem

Defending Super Bowl Champions New England Lobster Bisque defeats up and coming New Orleans Sith 2-1.

JohnSmithJohn

What Boba Fett didn't know is that the lobsters had a contract on him too

evilgardengnome

When you're all alone, it seems like everyone has a dad

Calvin_Crack

May the Force be Bayou.

richardspeck

Sure the Boba Fett costume was innaccurate, but it wasn't nearly as bad as the Admiral Ackbars.

GaseousClay

And once again the girl walks away.

rolexus

"They're no good to me boiled."

Linux fan

The "Hall Of Rejected Football Mascots" is one of the least popular attractions at Disneyland.

Truthiness

I have a hard time believing that a guy who owns a Boba Fett costume actually watches football.

spiderjerusalem

He remembered his protection so that he wouldn't catch crabs... or lobsters...

Thomas Calnan
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