"Tonight two men dressed as lobsters were brutally murdered in what seems to be a random act of violence. Authorities say the weapon used was quote 'Fucking Awesome'."

Damn you. I said pawns for the oversized chess game. PAWNS!

These are not the lobsters that you seek.

Boba Fett was a lover as well as a fighter. Unfortunately on his way to capturing Han Solo, he caught crabs

Aw...they're not letting him join in any Lobster games...

Defending Super Bowl Champions New England Lobster Bisque defeats up and coming New Orleans Sith 2-1.

What Boba Fett didn't know is that the lobsters had a contract on him too

When you're all alone, it seems like everyone has a dad

May the Force be Bayou.

Sure the Boba Fett costume was innaccurate, but it wasn't nearly as bad as the Admiral Ackbars.

And once again the girl walks away.

"They're no good to me boiled."

The "Hall Of Rejected Football Mascots" is one of the least popular attractions at Disneyland.

I have a hard time believing that a guy who owns a Boba Fett costume actually watches football.

He remembered his protection so that he wouldn't catch crabs... or lobsters...