Fine, Jesus Christ Superstar Wars.

The Scientology version of the Nativity is a bit different to the norm...

George Lucas Just can't get the budget for his seventh installment.

Faced with dwindling numbers, the Catholic Church made some desperate attempts to bring the kids back.

And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Luke: for he shall save his people from the dark side

FAKE

And a new, even more scary religion is born.

Christmas at George Lucas' house.

Pictured for the first time: A fanboy's wet dream.

'The Vader, the Skywalker, anh the holy Solo. Forever and ever. Amen'

In a galaxy far, far away, men who own stuff like this still don't get laid.

Someone, somewhere, is masturbating to this

The shit some people get off to these days...

- Babe, where's our camel? - I believe he's sleeping on the roof darling.

important aspect of Christmas "virgin birth". Seems to suit a starwars fan well