Craptions Classics October 19, 2008

Fine, Jesus Christ Superstar Wars.

Queenoflobster

Other Craptions

The Scientology version of the Nativity is a bit different to the norm...

microhendy

George Lucas Just can't get the budget for his seventh installment.

Sairin

Faced with dwindling numbers, the Catholic Church made some desperate attempts to bring the kids back.

MarcAbian

And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Luke: for he shall save his people from the dark side

scizzor

And a new, even more scary religion is born.

slutbucks

Christmas at George Lucas' house.

Thomas Calnan

Pictured for the first time: A fanboy's wet dream.

TheGuy185

'The Vader, the Skywalker, anh the holy Solo. Forever and ever. Amen'

Bioked

In a galaxy far, far away, men who own stuff like this still don't get laid.

sloopdawgg

The shit some people get off to these days...

tolkein

Someone, somewhere, is masturbating to this

Dick_Johnson

- Babe, where's our camel? - I believe he's sleeping on the roof darling.

8ajl8

important aspect of Christmas "virgin birth". Seems to suit a starwars fan well

redman
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