That's why you should call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours.
jpj420There once was a man named Brock Who swallowed Flint and Lock He ran really fast After burning his ass And Sparks shot out of his Cock
Kingofmars"Just wait for the signal!" "What signal?" "Oh, you'll know."
HelperMonkeyOK, you win. I can't do better than write my name in the snow with mine.
CavalierXInspector Gadget's lesser known accessories
SairinAnd that is how I lost my virginity.
AwakeAllTheTimeIt's all fun and games until someone's penis fucking explodes.
recklessSuper Herpes - expect a burning sensation...
Thomas CalnanZeus called, he wants his dick back.
DocHolidayAnd this, ladies and gentlement, is the fabled Joe the Plumber.
K15RokDeadliest Catch Season 2: The Goddamn Sun
bobboringbakerAnd I'm spent!!
Gatt"Doctor, I think I have an STD." "Does it burn when you pee?" "Pshhh. I wish."
StretchEveryone quickly discovered why Randy called his dick "The Widdow Maker".
BeardedClam(While interviewing for a porno):"Do you have any talents?" "Well...there is this one thing"
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