That's why you should call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours.

There once was a man named Brock Who swallowed Flint and Lock He ran really fast After burning his ass And Sparks shot out of his Cock

"Just wait for the signal!" "What signal?" "Oh, you'll know."

OK, you win. I can't do better than write my name in the snow with mine.

Inspector Gadget's lesser known accessories

And that is how I lost my virginity.

It's all fun and games until someone's penis fucking explodes.

Super Herpes - expect a burning sensation...

Zeus called, he wants his dick back.

And this, ladies and gentlement, is the fabled Joe the Plumber.

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And I'm spent!!

"Doctor, I think I have an STD." "Does it burn when you pee?" "Pshhh. I wish."

Everyone quickly discovered why Randy called his dick "The Widdow Maker".

(While interviewing for a porno):"Do you have any talents?" "Well...there is this one thing"