Craptions Classics October 15, 2008

Tom Cruise is the only one allowed to speak directly with L. Ron Hubbard.

technotard

Other Craptions

"Cunninglus Hero" is now available in an arcade near you!

DerWaffleHaus

20 minutes after pot is legalized.

IratePirate

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I TAKE THE BLUE PILL?!

levortical

Now you can sample before making withdrawls at the Sperm Bank too.

Ed_Gein

In Obama's America, you don't vote in the booths -- your opinions are sucked out of you.

CavalierX

Stephen Hawking's home gym

xgrendelx

Microsoft announces the new XBong360!

MindPez

The Christopher Reeve experience.

HelperMonkey

OH! It's supposed to go on your mouth! No wonder they kicked me out...

gm_zero

If this doesn't whiten my teeth and make me better at oral sex, i don't know what will.

8ajl8

Now Chris would NEVER have to leave his World of Warcraft game.

jsrduck

In California, they have Oral Sex Training Booths right there in the mall!

CavalierX

Does Cracked have a hidden camera in my office?

CavalierX

New from Apple, iDentist.

pcyopick
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