Tom Cruise is the only one allowed to speak directly with L. Ron Hubbard.
technotard"Cunninglus Hero" is now available in an arcade near you!
DerWaffleHaus20 minutes after pot is legalized.
IratePirateWHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I TAKE THE BLUE PILL?!
levorticalNow you can sample before making withdrawls at the Sperm Bank too.
Ed_GeinIn Obama's America, you don't vote in the booths -- your opinions are sucked out of you.
CavalierXStephen Hawking's home gym
xgrendelxMicrosoft announces the new XBong360!
MindPezThe Christopher Reeve experience.
HelperMonkeyOH! It's supposed to go on your mouth! No wonder they kicked me out...
gm_zeroIf this doesn't whiten my teeth and make me better at oral sex, i don't know what will.
8ajl8Now Chris would NEVER have to leave his World of Warcraft game.
jsrduckIn California, they have Oral Sex Training Booths right there in the mall!
CavalierXDoes Cracked have a hidden camera in my office?
CavalierXNew from Apple, iDentist.
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