You idiot! I said get a Station Wagon... WAGON.

Honey, you might want to let this guy pass us..

Don't ever "pimp your ride" in China.

I've had it with these motherfuckin' dragons on this motherfuckin' truck.

Yeah, but how the hell do you cook it?

Dragonfly, yes. But I've never seen a dragon drive.

My other car is a unicorn.

Pictured: A great reason to check your blindspot.

It was an *awesome* hunting trip.

Usually, Steve has a firm 'no hitchhikers' policy. But when you see a Goddamn DRAGON thumbing a ride, you gotta bend those rules.

Eventually, even the chinese caught on and joined in the gay pride parade.

Thanks to his poor understanding of english, Chang's monster truck was laughed out of the competition.

FALKOR! NOOOOOOO!

Ultimate Pinata: Try and steal candy from the Dragon's mouth as it speeds through rural China on a truck and a bald Asian Man beats you with a giant Chopstick.

That guy's going to shit himself when he waves that stick to his right.