The Six-Dollar Man.

I don't get it, where do you put your dick?

Tim Burton's Pinnochio

Saw 6?!? Seriously just fucking stop already!

Six million dollars doesn't go as far as it did in 1974, you know.

It's 3:03 and I think my craption is the 500th posted. Time to expect no crack-ups. damn it i had a funny one too.

Super Incredible Crazy Arm-Flailing Pedophile.

thank god we recycle

Inspector Gadget (a film by Stanley Kubrick)

Under John McCain's skin

Michael Jackson's exercise bike.

C-3P0's "Roommate"

The "brother" Data doesn't talk about.

All along, THIS was the mastermind behind 9/11

I don't know what it is, but it's on my Christmas list now.