Japanese presidential debates are so much better than the ones we have in America.

This is why schools need bullies.

Meh... it's still better than Cats.

You think that's weird? the view from the stage is four people masturbating furiously in a darkened room.

Bipartisan politics at work

'Waiting for Godot' is a much more interesting play when it ends with the actual arrival of Godot.

On second thought, maybe I won't even go to school.

Never ask Michael Jackson to re-enact his wet dreams.

"More like off-off broadway." "How far off?" "Zorgan 5. One of the moons, actually."

Its like The Lion King, only instead of lions they have giant fucking monsters.

Rehersal for the next Godzilla movie, or strange japanese fetish?

Oh Romeo, Romeo, what the fuck art thou Romeo?

H.P. Lovecraft ran strip-clubs before he got into writing. It didn't work out very well...

As per usual, the Japanese completely misunderstand the concept of the school nativity play.

power ranger's have lost it, they used to be so good.