On second thought I think I'll walk to school

I'd hate to see that Transformer.

"Next stop... HELL... then mainstreet. Then I take lunch... But then back to HELL."

If you can read this...you're probably going to crash

"Describe the vehicle the assailant was driving", "well...."

"The Black-Magick School Bus" is borught to you by PBSchannel 666 and sponsored by viewers like you...

In his defense, the word "Subtle" doesn't appear in the Bible.

Baptists On Board

Rejected Pope-mobile ideas

My other car is driven by Jesus.

Pope my Ride

I always see this guy parked at the porno shop.

well the araival of the anti-christ was not as conspicuous as we all thought...

What, no bumper sticker?

Wow. This is the first craption i've ever seen that i CAN'T masturbate to. Not that it'll stop me from trying.