You know, we are going to have to take the word 'borderline' out of your diagnosis.

The Power Rangers excluded the Silver Power Ranger when they found his "power" was just dancing to Daft Punk.

The Day the Earth Still Still 2: Electric Boogaloo

Inside the box: A frightened and contorted speedy blue hedgehog.

Take me to your DJ.

I don't care what they say. Tron 2 is gonna be awesome!

Pictured: The only survivor of the LHC incident of 2008

Binary Solo! 0000001 00000011 00000111 00001111

It is so nice to see the Russian space program has finally reached it's full potential.

Panhandling in the year 2170

All your bass is belong to us!

" Hey , loser ! "......did your sonic manipulator hear that ?

"X43 to base... operation 'get laid' is about to commence at a location called 'Martini Bar.' Wish me luck! Over."

The next Batman villain....as directed by Uwe Boll

What a dumbass! He totally misspelled "Chronic Masturbator" on that sign.