The GOP has already started merchandising for the inevitable Schwarzenegger/Palin 2012 campaign.

"Daddy, I want the weight lifting one!!" "Son... you're killin' me here..."

The Japanese never got the hang of the Nativity Story.

"Get some action" figures

Something something, AQUA MAN something something EVER

GI Hoe.

Church has gotten a lot more fun with the keys to the pastor's back room.

This is the closest i've been to having sex for months

Aquaman was pushing buttons on the Hadron Collider when he wondered where he would be when diarrhea struck while Micheal Jackson was masterbating to a Micheal Bay film.

After his success with Pinochio, Gipetto may have been pushing his luck with his newest wish...

Just off screen: A tiny Maximus shouting, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

Clean Up Isle 9......

The beyond section at bed Bath and Beyond.

Disposable sex toys, f*** it and chuck it!!!!

"Do I have any hobbies? No---well, there is one thing..."