Craptions Classics October 07, 2008

The GOP has already started merchandising for the inevitable Schwarzenegger/Palin 2012 campaign.

Bronson

Other Craptions

"Daddy, I want the weight lifting one!!" "Son... you're killin' me here..."

Thomas Calnan

The Japanese never got the hang of the Nativity Story.

Brett-Butler

"Get some action" figures

veritas51683

Something something, AQUA MAN something something EVER

hey_mavis

Church has gotten a lot more fun with the keys to the pastor's back room.

Shabbro

This is the closest i've been to having sex for months

Eduardo Rodriguez

Aquaman was pushing buttons on the Hadron Collider when he wondered where he would be when diarrhea struck while Micheal Jackson was masterbating to a Micheal Bay film.

superpoop

After his success with Pinochio, Gipetto may have been pushing his luck with his newest wish...

Drroxxette

Just off screen: A tiny Maximus shouting, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

gm_zero

Clean Up Isle 9......

shaf

The beyond section at bed Bath and Beyond.

Dragonman

Disposable sex toys, f*** it and chuck it!!!!

AdamPS

"Do I have any hobbies? No---well, there is one thing..."

jwhaler
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