Somewere between France and Switzerland someone is slowly backing away from the Hadron Collider on/off switch.
NEVER piss off aquaman. EVER.
Billy never would have guessed the electromagnet in his foot to be so strong.
This time around, God was just playing with Noah.
They see me floating. They hating.
NEVER post about yesterday's craption. EVER.
This is what Sara Palin can see from her house.
The Deadliest Catch: Land
Poor puppy's about to be dropkicked.
Good luck explaining this away without mentioning the alcohol, Captain.
Chuck Norris, about to kick that ship back into the ocean where it belongs.
There was the "Little Engine that Could"
Then there was the "Little Boat that said 'Fuck it'"
On the brightside, captain, this may end up as a ' craption '
Armageddon: change you can believe in.
The captain was busy texting his friends.