Never piss off Aquaman.

Cirque du Filet!

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER FLOAT!!!

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

In Soviet Russia, Shark Jumps you!

when they said he was sleeping with fishes i just assumed he was dead....

Steven laughed at the fortune tellers prediction that he would die in a clusterfuck of flying sharks. Well who's laughing NOW!?

"Well, at least those fucking mosquitos are gone."

Next on "I Shouldn't be Alive"

He knew that by wearing the meat costume he would one day find the shark that raped his mother.

OH FUCK!!! AIR SHARKS!!!!, if anyone needs me ill be crying in the corner

Karma had a strange way of repaying Bruce for his love of sushi.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes

The results of global warming... Happy now, people!?!?!

"Every year thousands of sharks are needlessly slaughtered for gay pride parades across the world. A donation of just $5 a month can help put an end to this mindless cruelty..."