Have you been taking 30-second showers to save water and reduce your carbon footprint? No, of course not. You've been singing Phil Collins and having pretend arguments with your boss like the rest of us.
But you should conserve, and even if you can't bare to take a shorter shower because it's your only way to reach critical focus or the Avatar state or whatever, we still have a green solution for you. With this shower handset, you can use 40 percent less water than the average shower head while still getting nice and squeaky clean. Long showers and reducing your carbon footprint? Nice.
Writing notes by hand is an immensely satisfying experience that keeps us in touch with the great masters like J.K. Rowling, who famously wrote the entirety of Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone on cocktail napkins in an Edinburgh coffee shop. (Allegedly. We're pretty sure she must have at least used some tablecloth for notes.) But say you want to upgrade beyond the napkins. Then you should invest in a Rocketbook, which gives you the experience of hand-writing notes and then transports those notes directly to the cloud so you'll always have access.