Look, we know plenty about nature. We called Captain Planet getting an eventual gritty reboot, didn't we? And I'm sure that the designer of that column (whenever he wakes up from a coma that doctors say was induced by a catastrophic vitamin D deficiency) would agree that leaf stuff is one of our strong points. This Captain Planet / Lord Of The Rings mashup merges all of the natural elements together in serene harmony. Wear this shirt, and the next time you go hug a sentient tree, you'll be sure to get a hug back.
Admittedly, we haven't left the Cracked offices in a while, but do deer now all really look like Hunter S. Thompson, as this T-shirt suggests? Our research shows that humans are adapting to reach maturity at a later age and fish are evolving to withstand toxic waste. So perhaps it's possible that deer are now selecting mates based on who has the best aim with revolvers, or who can write the best gonzo journalism. It's hard to know for certain. But it would explain why we've been tasting hints of menthol in our venison.