Admittedly, we haven't left the Cracked offices in a while, but do deer now all really look like Hunter S. Thompson, as this T-shirt suggests? Our research shows that humans are adapting to reach maturity at a later age and fish are evolving to withstand toxic waste. So perhaps it's possible that deer are now selecting mates based on who has the best aim with revolvers, or who can write the best gonzo journalism. It's hard to know for certain. But it would explain why we've been tasting hints of menthol in our venison.
Look at this! You can't get much more natural than having a shirt that shows that damn, dirty Curious George finally turning the tides on his captor, the Man in the Yellow Hat. We love nature! In fact, if nature wants to go ahead and overthrow man right now, that would be absolutely fine with us. As long as they let us keep our internet access. And our Planet Of The Apes box set. And, ya know, meat and homes and stuff.
Sure, Cracked. You're all a bunch of Crocodile Dundees.
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Still don't see what that proves ...