You Basically NEED These 10 Store Products For ... Reasons

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You might be saying "new decade, new me," but you assuredly have not had enough time to get to know that "new me." Who knows what your desires will be going forward? You're taking on a whole new set of challenges in the roaring '20s, and you'll have to adapt to stay ahead. So if you're still confused as to what you really need now, then don't worry, because we're here to help you out. Here's where to start.

Handmade Custom Bobbleheads

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MSRP: $105

Sale Price: $49.99

Nothing says "new me" like a custom mini-me. With a 50% off coupon to AllBobbleheads.com, you can send in a photo and get your very own bobblehead to help guide you through the new decade. (Or you can make one for someone else! Do you happen to know Dwight?)

Ultra-Slim 500-Game Retro Gaming Device

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MSRP: $199.99

Sale Price: $16.99

Don't stop gaming at work; just get smarter about it! This tiny handheld console comes pre-loaded with 500 classic games, so you can kill time without getting caught.

AirSounds Pro True Wireless Earbuds

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MSRP: $129.99

Sale Price: $34.99

Before you give in to peer pressure and buy AirPods, take a look at these. They look like AirPods and have many of the same features, but are more than $100 cheaper.

The CaseBoy (TM) Gamecase Retro Gaming Case

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MSRP: $199.99

Sale Price: $18.99

The '20s are going to be all about efficiency, so why not kill two birds with one stone with your phone case? It protects your phone and also acts as a gaming console. Wow.

Fitterclub Personal Training -- One-Year Membership

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MSRP: $119.99

Sale Price: $19

Price Drop: $14

Pro tip: EVERYBODY's getting a gym membership and using it for the next two months. Be smarter than them by getting a Fitterclub membership. This web-based program gives you access to hundreds of workouts and trainers online, so you can get a full-body workout without having to run into anyone awkward at the gym.

STAG Ski, Bike, And Base Unit Bundle

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MSRP: $549

Sale Price: $494

Want to take your exercise resolutions to the great outdoors? This car mount can help. Hook it up to your roof and take your skis, snowboard, bike, and more (toboggan, maybe?) out on the road.

Holiday CBD Premium CBD Gummies

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MSRP: $39.99

Sale Price: $32

You probably know you need to chill a bit in 2020. That's cool, we all do. So here, have some CBD gummies and get your chill on right.

(Customers must be 18+ to purchase. This product does not contain THC. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease. Always check with your physician before starting a new dietary supplement program, and make sure to obey all applicable local, state, and federal laws.)

H2 Belt Light: Waterproof, Rechargeable LED Wide 180-Degree Angle Belt Light

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MSRP: $56

Sale Price: $41.99

You keep talking about camping, but you haven't truly started planning until you consider the night time. This waterproof belt light will keep your way into the forest lit, so you can have a midnight tinkle in safety.

Lemuro 8mm iPhone Fisheye Lens

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MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $79.20

It's gonna be a year of friendz and funz, and you're going to want to make sure the pictures look incredible. But at some point, you're going to get bored with just the regular old iPhone camera. So get a little creative with this easily attachable fisheye lens.

CERAMO Queen Pillow

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MSRP: $79

Sale Price: $59.99

Sleep better in 2020 with help from this bio-ceramic gel-coated memory foam pillow. That's a lot of science talk, and you're probably not a pillow scientist, so here's what it means: This pillow can help your muscles relax and promotes blood circulation. And it stays cool, so you'll always be sleeping on "the other side."

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