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Getting the perfect holiday gift can be a daunting task, because despite all of the plastered grins of your family, no one actually wants that homemade sweater. So put down the knitting needles and instead take a look at these nine fun gadgets born from love AND modern technology. Your family will thank you for it.
MSRP: $299.99 | Sale Price: $269.99 | Plus get an extra 15 percent off with code MERRY15
The Jamstick+ makes learning to play the guitar fun and easy. Just load the app to your device, pair your Jamstik+ via Bluetooth, and you're ready to rock. It features real strings and frets, it never needs tuning, and it's lightweight, so you can take it anywhere and serenade the crowds of your choosing.
MSRP: $29.99 | Sale Price: $21.99 | Use code MERRY15 to get another 15 percent off
The N30 looks like a classic gamepad from the 1980s, but is designed to work with modern games and technology. Just pair it to your device via Bluetooth and start playing. It looks and feels fantastic, and the firmware can be upgraded as needed. It's compatible with a range of devices, including the Nintendo Switch, Steam, Raspberry Pi, and probably whatever crazy gizmo they invent next.
MSRP: $60 | Sale Price: $40 | Enter code MERRY15 at checkout for additional savings
Wish your Switch had a larger battery? This Battery Charger Case, with a capacity of 10,000 mAh, effectively doubles your gameplay time. The case features a chipset that safeguards against overcharging, and has a high-density shell that protects your Switch from damage in case you hurl it in frustration after a high-stakes round of Smash Bros.
MSRP: $215 | Sale Price: $145 | Save an extra 15 percent when you use code MERRY15
The Micro Drone 3.0 is small, versatile, and affordable. Even if you have no experience flying a drone, you'll look like a Top Gun with the Micro Drone 3.0. It lets you perform acrobatic stunts with ease, comes with everything you need to get started, and the free companion app is compatible with both iOS and Android devices. All you need to do is pick out a cool nickname for yourself while you fly. May we recommend something like "Inferno McGee" or "Derek, A Guy Who Is Rad."
MSRP: $78 | Sale Price: $59.99 | Get it for even less with MERRY15 coupon code
Introducing the last notebook you'll ever need. The pages of the Rocketbook look and feel just like paper, but are actually made from a polyester composite that, with only a moist cloth, renders them easily erasable. That means you can use it over and over like it's brand-new, saving paper and money in the process like some kind of eco-philanthropist genius.
MSRP: $119.99 | Sale Price: $99.99 | Use code MERRY15 to get another 15 percent off
The Lofree QTV looks like a retro television set, but is actually a wireless speaker, alarm clock, and timer. Just connect it to your Bluetooth-compatible device, and you'll be able to enjoy five hours of playback time per charge. It features two different alarms and comes in a choice of four colors, and they are all maddeningly cute.
MSRP: $399 | Sale Price: $299 | Save an additional 15 percent with code MERRY15
The CINEMOOD is a mini standalone media projector. It conveniently connects to your streaming services via the internet, so you don't need to create a hive of wires all over your living room floor. It measures a tiny 3", features a built-in speaker, and boasts a fan-less design, so it won't sound like someone is trying to leaf-blow your living room while you're watching Venom.
MSRP: $149.97 | Sale Price: $66.99 | Plus receive an extra 15 percent off with code MERRY15
Treblab X2 features a revolutionary design that offers unrivaled sound quality, a custom fit, and perfect connectivity. They are about as hassle-free as it gets. Just pair them to your phone and be on your way.
MSRP: $549 | Sale Price: $399 | Get it for even less with MERRY15 coupon code
The Fireside is the snowflake of Bluetooth speakers (insomuch that it is unique, not that it's sensitive or will create an avalanche in your apartment). The Fireside is a self-contained propane canister that powers a flame that actually flickers in time with your music. It offers great sound, adds a touch of class to any decor, and will most definitely attract attention.
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