It was an act dreamed up by the kind of people whose dicks chub when they watch Patton. Then there was the "armada" sailing toward North Korea in a show of America's military might that turned out to be a lie. The ships were actually sailing in the opposite direction.
Trump is putting on this huge show of strength to scare a leader who doesn't give a s**t. Here's how you can tell. North Korea tested some missiles, so Trump was all:
So Kim Jong-un did the jerk-off hand motion and was all:
Why put on a show when the enemy can see right through it? It must be a part of Trump's sinister masterplan to purchase land on California's coast and antagonize North Korea into nuking the San Andreas Fault to dislodge his chunk of California into the ocean, giving Trump prize beachfront property to build more hotels and casinos! Of course! It all makes sense!
The truth is actually really boring, and that's why it's not front and center. All of it is military theater to distract Trump's supporters from the fact that he's handling North Korea with the exact boring old diplomacy as Obama, as Bush, as Clinton -- as every administration that's had to deal with North Korea, U.N. sanctions , and trying to use China's influence over North Korea to ...