Who DOESN'T Need A Video Movie? The Daily Nooner (EST)!

Fred and Sharon Want to Know: Who Needs A Movie? Fred and Sharon might pretend like there's some question involved here, but the truth of the matter is that YOU need a movie. Let's face the facts: a video movie could improve pretty much all of our lives. Who do you think you are? You think you don't need a video movie to documenting your last wedding, stage production or Quinceañera? You think Fred and Sharon don't know what's best for you? Wrong on both counts, bucko. Think about all those recent events you've had. Remember that birthday party? Remember how your buddy Abe kept doing his hilarious Borat impression? What about your great aunt's funeral? Remember how Abe was doing the Borat impression at that one, too? Well let me tell you something about memories: they fade. You might remember your friend Abe screaming "Eez nice! I like!" at various inapproriate events today, but what about tomorrow? Will you remember his dated pop culture references in a few years? Will you even remember Borat at all? You might read a passing reference to Borat in some general interest magazine ten years from now and be like, "That reminds me of something, but I can't remember what." Then your friend Abe will be like, "I from Kazakhstan! I have sex with my sister!" and you'll be like "WHO THE f**k ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?" Eez nice.
To turn on reply notifications, click here

21 Comments

Load Comments

More Blogs

12 Weird Changes The Government Asked Famous Movies to Make

Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.

126

5 Apocalypse Scenarios You Should Stop Worrying About

Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.

182

11 Everyday Gadgets That Just Wouldn't Die

Nothing lasts forever ... except these things.

95

The 5 Worst Changes The MCU Made To The Source Material

In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.

163

5 Horror Movie Characters Who Deserve More Credit

These characters are amazing with or without ample amounts of screen time.

52

5 Mobile App Scams That Just Keep Getting Worse

Google's algorithms know us better than we know ourselves.

86