In case you're not up to date on products created for the sole purpose of making the Snuggie seem reasonable, there is a new cloth product available called the "Snazzy Napper." The Snazzy Napper is basically a bedazzled burqa that covers your entire person, allowing you to "comfortably" sleep in public. The idea, I guess, is that if you hide under a blanket, you are no longer visible to those around you. You know, like babies think. The commercial features only women using it, too. To clear up any confusion, I have made a new version that is a much more accurate display of the product's intended uses.
Forget 'morale-boosters,' we'd rather have the money.
Trends among women trigger a level of contempt that's way beyond what is deserved.
Buckle up. This article is gonna be wild.