Apparently, Galveston Bay authorities have arrested a couple for the murder of "Baby Grace" --- the toddler whose body washed ashore in a storage bin last month. Based on the child's composite sketch, I'm guessing the break in the case came when police began investigating individuals with motives for killing Alfred E. Neuman.
And this just in: The composite artist has also released his sketch of the couple arrested by the Galveston Bay authorities.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.