What If Captain America Was Insane? A Comic Book Rewrite

During World War II, scientists created a revolutionary super soldier formula to turn frail Steve Rogers into Captain America! Those scientists were killed by Nazis a couple minutes later, so they never got a chance to see if pumping experimental DNA-rewriting drugs into a boy too weak to pass an army physical had any massive psychological side effects. Man Comics proudly presents... Captain America: B.ipolar A.ntisocial D.isordered A.merican S.uper S.oldier.

What If Captain America Was Insane? A Comic Book Rewrite

What If Captain America Was Insane? A Comic Book Rewrite

What If Captain America Was Insane? A Comic Book Rewrite

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