During World War II, scientists created a revolutionary super soldier formula to turn frail Steve Rogers into Captain America! Those scientists were killed by Nazis a couple minutes later, so they never got a chance to see if pumping experimental DNA-rewriting drugs into a boy too weak to pass an army physical had any massive psychological side effects. Man Comics proudly presents... Captain America: B.ipolar A.ntisocial D.isordered A.merican S.uper S.oldier.
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.