We Won't Tell Your Valentine These Flowers Were Cheap

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Valentine's Day is almost here, and if you don't pay attention, it'll sneak up and bushwhack you like a velociraptor. But don't panic! We're here to help you avoid a repeat of last year's disastrous gift ("I hastily arranged all of these Taco Bell fiesta potatoes in the vague shape of a heart.") We're giving you 50 percent off these awesome flower bouquet delivery services! Plus, feel the romance in the air with an extra 15 percent off by using the coupon code LOVE15 at checkout.

Bouqs Valentine's Day Flower Special: $30 For $50 Credit

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Bouqs Valentine's Day Flower Special lets you deliver an eco-friendly bouquet of gorgeous flowers in as little as two hours, which is less time than it takes to watch a Transformers movie or write a script for a Transformers movie. Browse a curated selection of bouquets picked from sustainable, eco-friendly local farms until you find the right bunch and have it sent directly to your sweetheart in time for Valentine's Day. Click here to get a $50 bouquet for just $30, a 40 percent discount. Remember to use the code LOVE15 to save an additional 15 percent off.

Florists.com Valentine's Day Special: $20 For $40 In Credit

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Send your boo the bouquet, gift basket, or edible fruit arrangement that best expresses the secrets of your heart with Florists.com's Valentine's Day Special. Select from a variety of arrangements, add balloons or chocolate, and have your gift sent right to your loved one's door (there's even same-day delivery, in case the struggle is that real). Right now, you can get $40 of credit for just $20, or $30 of credit for a mere $15. And don't forget to use the code LOVE15 for an additional 15 percent off.

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