Bam! Just like that, our store doubled in size. We've added four new shirts and will continue adding new shirts every other week. So even if none of these speak to you, there's a new shirt on the way, and frankly, it won't shut up about you. While you wait, you can pre-order our brand new book from Amazon.
We're also showering all of you with sales constantly, that's how badly we want to mail you everything we own. Right now you can get 15 percent off all products in the store with the discount code HAUNTME2013 through the end of October (keep an eye out for Black Friday sales as well).
And now that we've greased the wheels with all this discounted merchandise, there's a little favor we want to ask ...
We're no fools. We know that Cracked is built on the backs of the people who love the site. Just as we encourage everyone who has ever wanted to pitch an article to write articles for us that you would want to read, regardless of experience, so too do we encourage all of you to submit designs for the T-shirts you want to wear. Every month we hold a new contest with a $500 prize for the best T-shirt design. In our last contest, we asked for parodies of some of the most iconic T-shirts of all time. We had entries ranging from genius to impractical and borderline crazy. And that's exactly what we want, because we truly believe in the old adage: There are no bad ideas, just bad people.
When the dust had settled on that contest, we chose three winners from a slew of brilliant designs, all of which will be available in our store over the next few weeks, all of whom won $500 for their design!