Who are these people gathering around?
While you've been consulting with this guide, you failed to notice the man come to a decision: He feels that the only way to salvage this situation is to shoot you dead. The people gathering will bear witness to this justice.
He's just going to straight up shoot me? Is that legal?
Probably not, but as a dead naked man, you'll have a difficult time arguing your case in front of a magistrate. Fortunately for you, judging from the set of matched pistols being produced, this looks like it make actually be a duel, and not straight up murder.
So I have a chance?
Oh gracious no. Sorry to get your hopes up. Have you ever fired a muzzle-loading pistol before? You have a slightly greater chance of a condor picking you up in his talons and carrying you to safety as you do of winning this duel.
I don't see any condors anywhere.
That is unfortunate.
So what do I do?
Well, now that you have this pistol, you could shoot him with before the duel starts. The downside with that approach is that you are unlikely to escape the large number of angry Southerners who would see you hung. Alternately you could-
I've started peeing involuntarily. Is this normal?
In these situations it is a relatively common affliction, and nothing to be embarrassed about. Unless it's also arousing you. Is it?