The Night Before Christmas 09: Rated R for Language, Elf Sex

In what I hope will become a yearly holiday tradition until I get either lazy or bored with the concept, (next year), here is the latest installment in the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas series. Find the first one here. Find the next one directly after this sentence.


Daniel O'Brien is the author of The Spiderwick Chronicles, and he also operates a dog-fighting ring in his basement.
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