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Hey, you like buying cool, useful things, right? Well, today is your lucky day, because here are nine awesome gadgets you'll be raring to throw all sorts of coinage at.
The Treblab X5 Wireless Earbuds allow you to experience immersive 3D sound without any pesky wires getting in the way. So you get movie theater / concert quality, and at no point will you shift your arm the wrong way and sling your earbuds across the gym. These buds have an extra long battery life too, and are IPX4 water-resistant. The Treblab X5 is also compatible with Siri and Google Assistant, so you can do a bunch of hands-free tasks while rocking the eff out on the treadmill or cycling through the mountains. The Treblab X5 earbuds normally sell for $79, but Cracked readers can get a pair at 5 percent off for $74.99.
If you're having a party, going camping, or engaging in some light deep sea diving anytime soon, then you're going to want the OontZ Angle 3 Plus Portable Bluetooth Speaker. This little woofer puts out high-quality, crystal-clear sound for up to 30 hours and is IPX5 certified water-resistant, so you can take your playlists and podcast library literally anywhere you go. It even has a built-in mic, so you can answer calls while getting caught up on My Favorite Murder out in the woods. Normally the OontZ Angle 3 costs $39.99, but you can knock 32 percent off that price and pick one up for just $26.99.
This charger allows you to charge all of your devices at one central hub, so you don't have to worry about nests of foot-snaring cables scattered all over your house. Plus, it charges 85 percent faster than standard chargers, so you can get back to Fortnite mobile and Twitter arguments in no time. The Kinkoo typically sells for $29.99, but you can pick one up at 26 percent off for $21.99.
If you're tired of sweating through your dungarees and don't have the space or income for an air conditioner, take a look at the EdenPURE 360 Bladeless Fan. It circulates air in all directions, cooling with the strength of seven standard fans (or two and a half wind dragons) with almost no noise, so you can sleep or binge The Great British Baking Show in peace. It also consumes 98 percent less energy than an A/C, so if you're looking to save money on your electric bill and/or get caught up on your student loan payments, this is the best option. Normally the EdenPURE sells for $274, but you can snag one at 68 percent off for only $84.99.
Keeping your place clean is tough, particularly if you've got a penchant for sleeping all day, which is why you should let the Modd i360Move Robot Vacuum Cleaner do all the work for you. It can clean multiple surfaces and pick up both small and large garbage, from Legos to fragments of magazines that your dog tore up. It also will return to its charging station on its own, so you'll never have to worry about plugging it in or forgetting to put it away. Normally it sells for $249.99, but you can get one at 20 percent off for $199.99.
Whether you like to journal or you're writing out the first draft of your Sonic The Hedgehog fanfic in longhand, you need the Rocketbook Everlast Reusable Notebook. The Rocketbook is the last notebook you'll ever have to buy, as it truly can be reused over and over and over again. Simply write on its pages with any Pilot Frixion pen and use the companion app to upload your notes to your preferred cloud service, like Google Drive or iCloud. Then you just wipe the page clean with a wet cloth, and bada bing bada boom! Ready to be reused! Normally, a two-pack of the Rocketbook Everlast sells for $78, but you can get one at 23 percent off for $59.99.
There's nothing better than busting out your own rendition of "Wonderwall" at a party, but in order to do that, you need Fret Zealot. Fret Zealot uses a companion app and an attachable LED addition that hooks easily onto your guitar, showing you exactly where your fingers need to go in order to produce sweet, sensual music. Even if you already know how to jam like Carlos Santana, Fret Zealot is a quick and easy way to learn new songs to whip out at your next social gathering / street corner. Normally Fret Zealot sells for $199.99, but you can knock 15 percent off and get it for $169.99.
If you're trying to sneak in some late-night Netflixing without waking up your roommates and/or parents, then check out the DualStream S1 Bluetooth Audio Transmitter. The DualStream can send the audio from any TV or stereo straight to two Bluetooth headsets, so you and a buddy can watch Adam Sandler's latest special as loud as you darn well please. It also features individual volume controls, so you and your listening companion have complete control over your respective audio destinies. Normally the DualStream S1 sells for $39.99, but you can get one at 12 percent off for $34.99.
If you find that your selfie stick isn't cutting it for your Instagram account and/or experimental horror movie, you should check out the Rigiet Smartphone Gimbal. The Rigiet allows you to capture dynamic shots by automatically adjusting your phone depending on your position and easily switching modes via the built-in control panel. Plus, you can use the Rigiet app to unlock professional-level features like auto tracking and panoramic shots. Normally the Rigiet Smartphone Gimbal costs $269, but you can get one at 59 percent off for just $109.99.
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