Your poor feet spent all day lugging your lazy legs around, so why not return the favor by buying them a fancy massage machine to ease their pain? This is the exact opposite of cutting off your nose to spite your face. This is rubbing your feet to make your face smile. Normally $139.99, you can buy your Belmint Heated Shiatsu Foot Massager in the Cracked Shop for just $99.99.
Ever wished you could combine the spiritual experience of yoga with the physical experience of stretching? Ever wish your mat had a pillow on it? It's all here, baby. Best of all, we're offering the normally $149.99 Full-Body Stretch Massage Mat in the Cracked Shop for just $109.99.