As a CRACKED blogger, it is sometimes my unsavory duty to bring you news that will no doubt leave most of you in tears, and the rest in a suicidal frenzy. Shia LaBeouf, star of Transformers
, I, Robot
, and my dreams, was arrested this week
, shattering the hearts of millions of mothers everywhere.
But donât worry; Shia âwhereâsâ LaBeouf has not completely forsaken the angelic image and boyish innocence that have made him our collective darling. Yes, he was arrested, but at least he made sure he was arrested for the most innocuous celebrity crime ever committed, and in the most adorable way possible.
What did Shia do? He was charged with criminal trespassing after refusing to leave a Walgreens drugstore. Not a whorehouse, not a gun shop or heroin pavilion, a Walgreens. And for
. Hey Mr. Policeman, if Shia âtripthongâ LaBeouf is refusing to leave your vicinity, you thank your lucky stars and swoon appropriately. Thatâs like arresting a teddy bear for littering chocolate kisses at your feet.
Below, a picture of the arrest, during which Shia vainly tried to fend off arresting officers with a hastily-grabbed toilet brush from aisle 7.
In the process of getting arrested, Shia reportedly âdidnât interfere with any customersâ and inflicted âno property damage.â Isnât that the cutest thing youâve ever heard? Itâs like a puppy gnawing on your shoes; sure, he shouldnât do it, but come on, heâs not hurting anything and JUST LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY!