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We make a lot of jokes about the robot apocalypse here on the internet, but if we can get serious for a second ... it's coming. And there's nothing to do except, of course, enjoy our short-lived supremacy while we have it by forcing robots to clean up after us in the least dignified ways possible. So we decided to help you enjoy your remaining freedom by compiling the best vacuum-bot deals from across the net. Enjoy!
With a three-stage system and seven preset cleanings, this automatic vacuum is nothing short of genius in its design and execution. Not only will it use spinning side brushes to clean walls and corners and automatically adjust to all floor types (including carpet, the dreaded nemesis of most cleaner-bots), but it also automatically loads onto its own docking station to charge. You can pretty much forget the darn thing even exists until it's time to empty the filter.
This POWERbot is designed specifically for a multi-room cleaning experience. Thanks to its visionary mapping and full-view sensors, it figures out the ideal path it needs to take to make sure everything stays clean and tidy. Plus it responds to a remote control for on-demand vacuuming.
Precision-engineered to deliver 70 times the vacuuming power of a normal circular vacuuming floor-bot, this POWERbot is the more advanced version of the last one -- more power, more battery, less inconvenience. Also, it'll sing a song to you. (That song being a very faint whirring sound.)
With 20 times more sucking power than other floor bots (but "sucking" in a good way), this POWERbot is one of the best around. It'll even connect to your WiFi, allowing smartphone control or interactions with voice-enabled devices. Imagine just shouting "Clean the kitchen!" into an empty space, going for a walk, and then coming home to a clean kitchen like you're damn Tony Stark.
We know what you're thinking: "Cute robots, Cracked, but I am a dog, and as such, will defeat any vacuum with my piles and piles of hair." Worry not, canine friend, as this POWERbot was specifically designed to hunt down and destroy all the hair and dust you leave around while your human owners party all day.
The ECOVAC takes all the smarts you expect from a cleaner-bot and cranks it up to Cerebro levels. Right when you get it, it makes a map of your home and develops the most efficient way to clean it, even remembering where it was if it needs to take a break and charge in the middle.
Not only can the DEEBOT 901 clean your home, but it can also be customized to clean your home efficiently with mapping. It can even be told to avoid certain rooms, just in case you've grown fond of your bedroom dust bunnies or something. It's also compatible with Google Home and Amazon Alexa, meaning your dream of transforming your apartment into the starship Enterprise is one step closer to coming true.
For more ways to keep your home in tip-top shape, check out the Clorox Scrubtastic 39" Multi-Purpose Surface Scrubber and this InstaSweep Hard Floor Surface Sweeper.
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