This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.
Everybody's trying to get fit, but few people are able to scrounge up the discipline. That's the tough part, after all: building the routine and spending the effort, day after day. Which leads us all to think, "If only someone could build a robot to help!"
Well, we have. Not only that, but we have a few different kinds of robots to choose from. So let's dive in ...
This finely-crafted, precision-engineered machine vaults biking to number 1 in your commute power rankings. (Suck it, scooters!) The AM1+ is super lightweight, which means it's easy to carry around in your office, and the hidden electric motor has a 20-mile range and three-hour charge, so you'll never be working up too nasty a sweat on your trip. And with a 30mph top speed, you won't even have to wake up earlier than normal.
There's nothing worse than being in the middle of pushing a large weight above your chest only to have your headphones pop out of your ear right at the moment when the song gets awesome. Luckily, these Versafit headphones are sweatproof and sporty. Plus the 13-hour battery life means you'll get through the entire album without having to pause and charge ... unless your workouts are dangerously long.
Normally $149.99, grab yours in the Cracked Shop for just $99.99.
Most fitness trackers simply track fitness, which we feel is kinda lazy. Sinji goes that extra mile by not only tracking your heart rate and steps, but also motivating you to keep moving by vibrating when you fall under pace and snapping selfies to make sure everyone knows how good you look. Best of all, it comes in four different colors: Black, Orange, Purple, and Dark Blue. Normally $99, you can grab your favorite choice in the Cracked Shop for just $22.
Why hire a personal trainer when you can simply teleport one into your home? Well OK, technology isn't quite there yet, but live-streaming fitness classes 24/7 is probably even better. (Who wants to deal with cleaning up all of that teleported sweat?) Choose from yoga, cardio, strength training, and a variety of specialized classes. Normally $99, grab yours in the Cracked Shop for just $49.99.
Want more ways to keep yourself entertained while you workout? Check out these 5 Bluetooth Headphones That Actually Work.
Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.
Many of today's celebrities have some real surprises in their family trees.
Fictional love triangles are always a rigged game.
Our bodies are changing.