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If you have friends who like to travel a lot, whether that's because they're working on their bucket list or are in the witness protection program, become the hero of their holiday with one of these great gift ideas. Now prepare to bask in their undying appreciation.
If you or a friend tend to stumble onto an airplane with carry-on bags that are so stuffed they can no longer be zipped closed and must be held together with rope, you should consider the Genius Pack G4 Carry-On Spinner Case. This roomy carry-on bag has an integrated air valve that will compress your clothes to maximize space. It also features designated compartments for your charging cables, underpants, and dirty laundry. It normally sells for $298, but you can click here to get one at 39 percent off for $179. So take advantage of this deal, or everyone at the airport will surely laugh at you.
Drop the AirBolt Smart Travel Lock under the Festivus pole, and take your next trip secure in the knowledge that not even a team of safecrackers could steal anything from your luggage. The AirBolt is operated completely by your smartphone, with no tiny keys or combinations to keep track of. You simply press a button on your phone to lock or unlock it. It also features location-tracking technology, so you can hunt your luggage down like Liam Neeson if it gets lost or stolen. Normally the AirBolt costs $79,95, but right now you can get one at 31 percent off for $54.99.
If you've got a friend who brings 18 changes of clothes on a two-day trip, consider buying them the Dr. Save Vacuum Travel Kit. The kit features a travel pump and four vacuum bags, allowing said friend to shrink the space their clothes take up by as much as 70 percent, leaving more room for souvenirs and bottles from the duty-free store. The kit normally sells for $69.95, but you can click here to take 44 percent off and get it for $39.
If you're a frequent flyer and tired of getting seated next to aspiring screenwriters who won't shut the hell up about their "genre-defying" screenplay, then equip yourself with the Paww WaveSound 3 Noise-Cancelling Bluetooth Headphones. Able to cancel out up to 20 dB of sound, you won't even hear the plane landing over your favorite album. The WaveSound 3 also folds up for easy storage, so you can whip them out any time your seatmate starts telling you who they imagine in the lead role. They normally sell for $149.99, but right now you can get a pair at 50 percent off for just $74.99.
Gift your loved one with a carrying case that lets them carry their iPhone like a secret agent. Bentostack, much like the glorious Japanese cuisine it gets its name from, is a multi-compartment storage case. But instead of rice and teriyaki, you get storage for cables, earphones, Apple Watch bands, power bricks, chargers, and your trusty Apple Pen. Every compartment fits neatly together in a small portable box secured with a silicone strap for easy travel and/or easy wielding in an impromptu fight with enemy agents. BentoStack normally costs $49.95, but if you click here you can get one at 14 percent off for $42.95.
Frequent travelers know how frustrating it is to be in a foreign land and find yourself unable to charge your smartphone to check Lebron's Instagram. So make sure you get the Omnia TA502 Travel Adapter for your globetrotting friends. The Omnia is an all-in-one adapter that allows you to charge your electronic devices in 150 countries around the world. It usually sells for $49, but you can get one at 24 percent off for $36.99 by clicking this link.
The worst thing that can happen is to have your smartphone die in the middle of a David Sedaris audiobook while waiting for your connecting flight. That's why you need the SolarJuice 26,800 mAh External Battery. This massive external battery stores solar energy, so your devices will never run out of power on a trip unless the sun collapses in on itself. It normally costs $99.99, but you can click here to take 53 percent off and get one for only $46.99.
For your friend who specializes in red-eye flights, but never manages to take enough Dramamine to actually sleep on the plane, consider the Manta Sleep Mask and Blackout Stickers. The mask is completely customizable and conforms to your face, allowing you to enjoy complete darkness no matter what's happening outside your plane. Plus, the included blackout stickers can cover any unnecessary electronic lights, such as a power strip, or your seatmate's iPad. Normally the Manta sells for $39.98, but if you click here right now, you can take 24 percent off and get one for just $29.99.
The Hustle Backpack is like bringing a tiny bunker as a piece of carry-on luggage. It contains a drop-proof laptop storage pocket, as well as a number of lockable secret internal compartments, allowing you to keep your stuff organized and protected from thievery and no good nicks. It normally costs $189, but if you click here, you can get one at 52 percent off for just $89.
If you have a friend who routinely checks several bags because they insist on bringing their entire closet, then you can make their traveling life a little easier with the Genius Pack 30" Spinner Upright Suitcase. Using the same technology as their carry-on spinner case, this full-size suitcase features an integrated air valve to compress your clothing and maximize space. It also has a removable dirty laundry compartment to keep all your smells separate. Normally it sells for $398, but if you click here you can take 24 percent off and get it for $299.99.
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