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If you're looking to get a head start on sweet Black Friday deals on devices to fill your skull with righteous sounds and rocking music, we've got you covered. These ten awesome items are on sale right at this very moment.
The Revel True Wireless Earbuds combine cutting-edge Bluetooth technology with a sweatproof design that can withstand even your most harrowing workouts and/or naps in a sauna. Sporting Bluetooth 5.0 connectivity to ensure quick pairing to your devices without any lags or drops, these earbuds will keep you jamming to the max for up to 35 hours, thanks to its portable charging case. Normally the Revel True Wireless Earbuds cost $149.95, but you can knock 46 percent off that price and get a pair for just $79.95.
If earbuds aren't your thing but you'd still like to enjoy your playlists during a workout without worrying about accidentally strangling yourself with a wire, check out the Cowin E7 Pro Noise-Cancelling Over-Ear Wireless Headphones. These comfort-fit headphones utilize world-class active noise-canceling technology to give you 30 hours of interrupted listening on a single charge, so you'll never hear another sound you don't want to for the rest of your natural life. Normally these wireless headphones sell for $89.99, but Cracked readers can knock 12 percent off and scoop up a pair for $78.99.
The True Wireless Fitness Bluetooth Headphones are designed to stay comfortably in your ear no matter what you're doing, whether you're in the middle of a brutal CrossFit session or jogging home with a bag of Chipotle tucked under your arm. Thanks to its waterproof design, you can even wear them in the rain, in case you get caught in a sudden storm or just want to experience the true depth of Axl Rose's poetry in "November Rain." Normally the True Wireless Fitness Bluetooth Headphones would set you back $119, but you can get a pair at 62 percent off for only $44.99.
Why cram tiny rubber-coated buds into your ear when you can listen to your music by vibrating the bones in your skull? The True Wireless Bone Conduction Bluetooth Headphones deliver sound directly to your inner ear, bypassing the eardrum without blocking your normal hearing. They're completely wireless, offer up to ten hours of call and listening time, and did we mention they work by vibrating the bones inside of your freaking skull? Normally, access to this future technology would cost you $49.99, but you can take 20 percent off and get a pair for $39.99.
Are your workouts simply too beastly for the likes of normal earbuds? Then check out the AXUM Gear True Wireless Earbuds, you titan of fitness. With sweatproof coating and adjustable hooks to keep them in place during even the most vigorous Muay Thai lesson, these earbuds will be your best friend at the gym, on a run, or even just as a dependable wireless option for you to listen to music while devouring protein bars. Normally the AXUM Gear earbuds sell for $299, but right now you can take 49 percent off that price and get a pair for just $149.99.
Whether you're trying to block the terrible satellite radio station at Starbucks or drown out the hollow whispers inside your own mind, the TREBLAB Z2 Wireless Noise-Cancelling Headphones will get the job done. These high-quality ergonomic headphones can fill your ears with heavenly tunes and block out any unwanted sounds in the background for up to 35 hours per charge. That basically equates to like a day and a half without hearing a single one of your irritating neighbors. Typically the TREBLAB Z2 sells for $259.99, but we can take 69 percent off that price and get you a pair for just $78.99.
If you want theater-quality sound and immersion without having to actually go to a theater and deal with theater folk, then you need a pair of 1MORE Quad Driver In-Ear Headphones in your pocket. These are the first pair of headphones to carry THX certification, carrying four drivers in each headphone to deliver the highest-quality range of sounds, with an ergonomic design that emphasizes comfort and noise isolation. The cable is even has a Kevlar core, making it tangle-resistant and damn near bulletproof (in case you get the urge to shoot bullets at your headphones for some perfectly logical reason). The 1MORE Quad Driver Headphones normally sell for $199.99, but you can get a pair at 25 percent off for $149.99.
To truly immerse yourself in Rihanna's Spotify playlist, Red Dead Redemption 2, or whatever else you're doing, you need to check out the 360 5.1 Virtual Surround Sound Earbuds. These wired earbuds give you a 5.1 surround sound experience in convenient earbud form, and use intrasonic frequencies to deliver the same bass response you would get from a subwoofer. Plus they're made from a visoelastic material that deadens feedback, so you'll never notice even the teeniest drop in quality. Normally these earbuds retail for $150, but Cracked readers can slap 56 percent off that price and take advantage of a price drop to get a pair for just $64.99.
If you want to bust a move without fear of getting tangled up in wires, then the NOVA True Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds are just what the music doctor ordered. With Bluetooth 4.1 technology, one-touch controls, and a charging case that can carry up to 60 extra hours of listening time, you can burn through several Harry Potter audiobooks (or maybe something better at this point) without ever hearing another human voice. Normally the NOVA earbuds would set you back $79, but you can take 37 percent off that price and get a pair for just $49.
If you want in-ear high-quality sound with the noise-canceling "Please don't talk to me" effect of over-ear headphones (and who doesn't love that), you should look into TREBLAB's X11 Bluetooth in-Ear Headphones. These in-ear headphones give you six hours of playtime on a single charge, with a signal range of 38 feet, so you don't have to worry about a dropped connection just because you had to duck into the bathroom real quick. They can even be used as a single earpiece, in case you need to keep one ear open for a pizza delivery. Normally the X11 in-ear headphones cost $199.99, but you can jump on an 85 percent discount, plus an additional price reduction, and get a pair for just $29.99.
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