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There are two types of people in the world: those who listen to "music," and those who listen to "music, man." And we're not judging either type. Some people like Ed Sheeran, and some people like good things. And if you're in that second group, then you might wanna check out these products, because you'll probably appreciate them.
Concerts are undoubtedly fun, but they can also make you deaf if you go to too many of them. How do you solve this dilemma? Some people would suggest earplugs, because they think stuffing wads of foam down your ear canal, muffling the sound and thereby missing the entire point of why you went to a concert, is a good idea. But those people are wrong, of course. There's a way you can enjoy your concert and keep your eardrums too, and it's Vibes Hi-Fidelity Earplugs.
Instead of just being a chunk of foam, these plugs are carefully designed sound tubes that fit in your ear snugly and balance the sounds that enter them, reducing volume but maintaining clarity. You might even be able to hear the music better! Normally $19.99, you can pick them up at the Cracked Store right now for just $17.99.
Are you looking for quality headphones? The 1MORE Quad Driver In-Ear Headphones are the only THX-certified earbuds around, and were expertly tuned by Grammy-winning sound engineer Luca Bignardi to provide a fully balanced and super realistic sound. You can expect to enjoy diamond-like carbon dynamic drivers inside streamlined aluminum sound chambers, along with near-perfected ergonomics.
That's a lot of big words about sound, but don't let it intimidate you. These guys are still just simple headphones that fit in your pocket. Normally $199.99, you can buy the 1MORE Quad Driver In-Ear Headphones right now for just $149.99.
"So," you say, raising a glass as dramatic music swells, "The earplugs are cool. The headphones are cool. But can you do ... both?!?" Stop the record, because not only do we have a product that will block outside sound while still playing sick jams; we have a product that will do both wirelessly. The TREBLAB Z2 Wireless Noise-Cancelling Headphones use advanced Sound2.0 technology and AptX active noise cancellation to deliver fantastic audio while drowning out the guy chainsawing a tree in half outside your window. Plus, they have twice the sound, twice the battery life, and twice the convenience (scientifically speaking) of their closest competitor. These are $259.99 headphones, and that's already a good deal. But we can offer you them at the even better, sharper, clearer price of $78.99.
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